Those Really Were The Days
I remember the days of my childhood
And the bread we cut with a knife
When as kids many errands we run
And our Dads went to work, not their Wife
Who of us had even heard of a Fridge
But the Bread was so crusty and hot
We can’t ever remember being unhappy
And Mom was content with her lot
I remember the coal in the cellar
And the slack that was always on top
Our dinner came from the oven
And not from the fridge in the shop
As kids we were a lot more contented
We didn’t need money for kicks
But it was great playing glarnies in the gutter
And looking forward to the Saturday Flicks
Remember the Shop on the corner
Where a penneth of rocks was sold
Am I being a bit too nostalgic
Or is it just me getting old
© Bob Bolter of Gt Brook Street
Our Dad and Me
We used to sneak off fishing, my old Dad and me
To anywhere there was water, that was where we'd be
To Walsall or to Stourbridge, by the Severn at Holt Fleet
To Alrewas by the river Trent, or the Claines where the rivers meet
To Ward end park, or Edgebaston, to Salford by the pool
All dressed up in fishing gear, I thought I looked so cool
To the Fazeley cut up Tyburn road, or Lapworth pound's we'd go
Not only in the summer, we've been in sleet and snow
We'd be away from home for hours, catch the early morning bus
Then sit down and start fishing, just the two of us
We'd take cold bacon sarnies, a great big flask of tea
Half a loaf of buttered toast and a bag of crisps (for me)
Our Dad's passed on now (bless him), he's just a memory
But if he came back tomorrow, I know just where we'd be
by
ERIC HILL
Devon Street School – First Day
I used to go to Devon Street,
To a school they called Saint Anne’s,
My sisters went there before me,
It was part of our Dad’s plans.
‘They’ll learn you things,’ our Dad said,
With a twinkle in his eye,
‘Now have you got your sarnies?
Don’t you look smart, my boy!’
I cried and cried, I done me best,
Took off me shirt, stamped on me vest,
It didn’t work, Dad held me down,
Mom dressed me up, and gave a frown.
‘Come on, our Eric, you're gonna be late,
Our Linda’s waiting by the gate.’
So down the path, dragging me feet,
I went crying and moaning down Devon Street.
Eventually they got me there,
Mom spit on her hand and smoothed me hair,
Then spit on her hankie and wiped me face,
Making sure there was nothing out of place.
The playground was full of screaming kids,
All playing different games,
Like Hop Scotch, Skipping, Hide and Seek,
Boys calling girls bad names.
Suddenly a bell rang out,
The playground now was quiet,
All the kids went and stood in lines,
That teacher had stopped a riot!
The kids were filed off to Assembly,
We were shown round the school hall,
This place was the prison that kept me,
Them six years felt like life to us all.
Eric. C. Hill©
Dear Elaine (love letters)
From that first day when I met you, I knew that you would be
The girl I’d love forever, until eternity
I asked you out and you said “yes” my heart was full of pride
Years later you said, “yes” again, you agreed to be my Bride
We married at St Andrews, in July of seventy-three
I left my home at Bromford, and joined your family
After six months we got lucky, we’d saved, bought this and that
We got ourselves our first home, in a Chelmsley high rise flat
We tried for children straight away, but it was not to be
It took four years of heartache, until Sarah made us three
Young Eric came in seventy-nine, our family now was four
We was so proud and happy, we could ask for nothing more
Now thirty years have past us, our kids will soon move on
But we will still be Lovers, still together, still as one
by Eric C Hill
Our Wench
Our Wench has had a Babby; she’s named her little Chloe
Our Chloe weighed in at eight pound one, on April the eighth you know
She’s me first and only Grandchild, the apple of me eye
I’ve told our Wench ter get cracking
This time I want a Boy!
by Eric C Hill
Why Dad Why
Where does the sun go at night-time
My son once asked of me
And where does the moon go in day-time
He asked so seriously
I struggled to find an answer
That he could understand
Like how the earth keeps spinning
And how the planets travel around
But suddenly I looked down
At blue eyes and blond curled head
I could only give one answer
I said son they go to bed
by Eric C Hill
Brummagem
Have you ever been in New Street For the January sales
Have you been in Yates’s Wine Lodge Sipping spirits or supping ale’s
Have you walked down through the Bull Ring when it’s packed on market day
Listened to the ranters disagreed with what they say
Have you walked up Corporation Street, the Law Court’s there you know
And Lewis’s and Rackhams, people rushing to and fro
Have you ever watched a horror at the Gaumont for a fright
Then waited for the last bus home in Digbeth at midnight
Have you been down to St Martins have you prayed with all the rest
For wars to end, for crops to grow, for Warwick’s to win the Test
Have you ever been to the Alex or the Hippodrome to a show
The Town Hall and Museums are also places you should go
If you haven’t then you’re lucky, see it all then have a rest
Cos once you’ve seen our Brummagem
You’ll know you’ve seen the best
Eric. C. Hill
The Good Old Days
When I were a Boy and men were Men
And Women moaned once but never again
When times were hard and so were Beds
When Cheeky Kids could be slapped round the heads
And Policemen and Teachers were shown respect
Cos Punishment come hard - what did you expect
If you did it once and never got caught
You did it again without any thought
But get caught once and feel some pain
You tend to think twice before doing it again
These days the kids will mug for coke
When caught the sentence is just a joke
Give me the days of crystal sets
Hiding up entry’s putting on bets
Staying out till seven - what a lark
Better get in its getting dark
Give me the old days - I’d rather look back
I can’t look forward to taking crack
Eric. C. Hill©
Uncle Percy
I’ve an uncle who lives in the country
So needing a change I took off
He’s me aunt’s only brother still living
And he’s always bin good for a loff
I thought I’ll surprise him and turn up
Without calling – I’ll give him a shock
When I got there an old man surprised me
Saying “where are you headed old cock”
I’m a stranger round here - I informed him
Come to visit me old uncle Purse
He said “sorry old mate – but yer four days too late
Fact yerve onny just missed old boys earse”
But don’t fret me old son – yo’ll catch up if ya run
Just turn left at the Pub down the street
“I said right” – he said “left - are yo stupid or deaf”
I said “thanks” turning red as a beet
So I ran like the wind through the village
Turning left by the pub down the street
It was there I bumped into the mourners
And guess who’se the fust one I meet
It was Purse – yes my Purse - not the one in the Hearse
But my Purse who I’d come down to meet
He said, “ What’s up old cock, had a bit of a shock”
When I told him he loffed till he wheezed
“There was two on us born in this Village,” he said
“We wuz given the very same name”
It’s bin fun over the years - but the Villager’s cursed
Cos we always give t’other the blame
Well, we loffed till we cried, cos our Purse hadn’t died
And we buried his namesake in style
Fact we drunk the pub dry and our Purse had a cry
Then we went to his farm for a while
It’s bin years since that time I went down there
To that Farm owned by old uncle Purse
But I think I’ll go back there this summer
Onny this time - I think I’ll ring first
Eric. C. Hill©